*mutter mutter filing mutter*
May. 10th, 2018 01:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
miladygreyDear client:
You are not Aveline's only client. She has devoted three days over the last five to your case, your incessant whining, your pleas for reassurance, and your demands that she also help you with aspects of your case that are not the kind of law she practices. Now she has barricaded herself in her office, her Gchat message reads "Bother only if ON FIRE", and she is catching up on all her other cases. Go be an adult and handle some of your life yourself.
Also, pay your bill. And stop calling me "sweetie", I'm reasonably sure I'm older than you are.
Reading Log: Love, Hate and Other Filters by Samira Ahmed; The Only Harmless Great Thing by Brooke Bolander; Barking to the Choir by Fr. Gregory Boyle; The Belles by Dhonielle Clayton; The Gilda Stories by Jewelle Gomez; Leia: Princess of Alderaan by Claudia Gray; Circe by Madeline Miller; Becoming a Man by Paul Monette; The Silent Companions by Lauren Purcell; Head On by John Scalzi; Don't Bet on the Prince by Jack Zipes
You are not Aveline's only client. She has devoted three days over the last five to your case, your incessant whining, your pleas for reassurance, and your demands that she also help you with aspects of your case that are not the kind of law she practices. Now she has barricaded herself in her office, her Gchat message reads "Bother only if ON FIRE", and she is catching up on all her other cases. Go be an adult and handle some of your life yourself.
Also, pay your bill. And stop calling me "sweetie", I'm reasonably sure I'm older than you are.
Reading Log: Love, Hate and Other Filters by Samira Ahmed; The Only Harmless Great Thing by Brooke Bolander; Barking to the Choir by Fr. Gregory Boyle; The Belles by Dhonielle Clayton; The Gilda Stories by Jewelle Gomez; Leia: Princess of Alderaan by Claudia Gray; Circe by Madeline Miller; Becoming a Man by Paul Monette; The Silent Companions by Lauren Purcell; Head On by John Scalzi; Don't Bet on the Prince by Jack Zipes
